This project is under active development and is not intended for production use.
Free for everyone during alpha

The app for incidents sad enough to deserve one.

SadApp watches ping, SNMP, and host telemetry across your servers, then routes the alerts that matter to the teams that own them — fully hosted, so there's nothing extra for you to run or maintain.

during the alpha
$0

during the alpha

alert routing latency
<5s

alert routing latency

ping + SNMP polling
24/7

ping + SNMP polling

edge-web-016ms
db-primary11ms
vpn-gateway4ms
legacy-nastimeout
criticaldb-primary unreachablevia PagerDuty
warningedge-web-01 disk 85%via Slack
infolegacy-nas back onlinevia Email

Platform

Everything your fleet needs, in one place

Ping monitoring

Continuous reachability checks across your entire fleet with fast, per-target health tracking.

SNMP telemetry

CPU, memory, disk, temperature, and interface counters pulled straight from your hardware.

Agent monitoring

OS-level metrics, Docker container status, and package update tracking from a lightweight host agent.

Smart notifications

Route alerts by severity and team through email, chat, or webhook gateways you control.

Multi-team access

Scope servers, gateways, and dashboards to the teams that own them.

Secure by default

Encrypted in transit and at rest, with team-scoped access control baked in from day one.

Public status pages

Share live uptime and incident history with customers in one click.

Status page builder

Pick servers, metrics, and incidents to show, then publish public, unlisted, or password-protected.

Onboarding

Live in minutes, not sprints

01

Connect your servers

Add a lightweight agent or point our monitoring workers at your ping/SNMP targets — no infrastructure to run yourself.

02

Telemetry flows in

The control plane ingests metrics, health checks, and package update state in real time.

03

Get alerted

Notification routing rules turn signal into action across your team's channels.

Alpha access is free

Ready to see what's happening on your fleet?

Create an account and connect your first server in minutes — no credit card required.